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About
In need of a real friend Perhaps even a new bestie?! I have been having a lot of trouble making new friends lately. I don't up and go out enough to meet people and the people I do know don't go out themselves or don't invite me. It is getting quite disheartening. So I'm going to give this a go and hope for the best. A little about me: I am 25, White, Single, and Overweight (for however much of that matters to you) I have a job, a car, and my own place. I am thoroughly a nerd. I read, play video , etc. I enjoy going out and doing new things, though I may need a kick out the door. I drink occasionally. I don't smoke or do any other . Who I am looking for: Preferably around my age. Preferably single (to avoid awkwardness, trust issues, and/or jealousies) Someone who would like to eventually meet up and be irl friends as well. Nerdy is a + :P I'm sitting here trying to figure out to make this post more fun, rather than a lifeless checklist of qualities, but I think my mind has broken, because I cannot and I'm just staring at the screen. Well, let's see what happens. I see a lot of people saying something like this and it seems like a good idea, so change the of our response to something different/fun so it know it's not spam :)
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